From beach to bar without a sweat. Get ready for the most comfortable summer ever. Just imagine; you, one way too expensive strawberry flavored cocktail, two plastic dolphins squirting water into the pool next to a waterfall and twenty guys staring at you hoping you will get up. At this moment you'll hear the horrific sound of your straw trying to suck the last drops out of your plastic cup. Sh*t, just your luck, time for a refill when twenty hungry hyenas are trying to check you out whenever they get a chance. Luckily you've came prepared with these amazing beach shorts, just put them on discretely and walk by all those dirty bastards while still looking amazing. If there is one thing we know for sure, men are dirty. How do we know that? From a friend.