Isn’t swimming a sport? Isn’t that way beyond your infamous Pockies lifestyle philosophy? O hells nah. Let me tell you why. How many hours spent in swim shorts did you actually swim? Did or did you not hang around water in stead of being in it? Did you not wait around the pool all day, waiting on cheap drinks in plastic cups? Didn’t you try to pretend you weren’t looking at half naked people in stead of deep sea diving or playing waterpolo? Exactly: that’s why we made you some Pockies swimwear.